Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Come One, Come All!

Here is the account of our fun afternoon! Here you will look at hilarious pictures, action stories, and much more! Also, as a bonus, I am introducing Captain Awesome and her faithful sidekick! But you have to read on to find out more!

First, we went to the pond in our horses' field, which was frozen over. I made Christy and Oliver go out first as a test. I fell through a frozen pond last year, but I don't want to talk about it.

It seemed to be pretty safe.

Actually, it was quite safe! We walked all over it, and then I made snow angels on the ice!

Oliver accompanied us.

Now, what you have been waiting for. The incredible adventures of,

CAPTIAN AWESOME! Adventure is out there!

and her faithful sidekick.

(or Fish and Chips)

We knew that the way would be dangerous, but we were on our way to see the amazing ice cliffs! In winter, these cliffs have huge icicles hanging from them. They are down in the creek, which is a long journey. But there is nothing that these two cannot do!

We're off! Already, there was talk of mutiny among the ranks, but CAPTIAN AWESOME soon put the sidekick in her place.

We had barely started when my sidekick found a piece of ice in the creek. So we stopped for a little bit and had some fun. Heroes aren't always serious, you know.

This is not good for my image.

"I triple-dog-dare you!" If anyone has seen "The Christmas Story," you'll know what this is.

I am not affiliated with her!

For some reason, that made us thirsty, so we stopped for a minute while I ate some snow and the sidekick licked an icicle.

Which didn't work out too well for her because her gloves froze to the icicle!

We started out again. With my stealth and quickness,

and with her keen eyes and farsightedness, we couldn't lose!

What a team! I think 'fearless' is the best adjective.

We soon came to a miniature version of the great ice cliffs.

These were small but still pretty. And they would provide another snack.

Some people are just greedy. When I told her to get a smaller one, she challenged me to a sword fight! Which of course I accepted!

You can see that I had the upper hand in this duel. But she thought that she was winning, until she broke my 'sword'.

I jumped at her with my broken icicle and beat her with it! Jk

That taught her. A fear of CAPTIAN AWESOME is healthy.

These are the rock shelves that are usually so nice to walk on. Now they are coated in ice. My sidekick's friend came down with us a few years ago, and they were coated with ice then too. Well, she had one foot on either side trying to cross but she got stuck and fell in! It was so funny!

Finally, there they are!

The Cliffs of Insanity! (For those of you who have watched Princess Bride, you'll know what this means.)

My sidekick had a hard time getting up, because the hill was really icy!

 

Ah, so cool! This doesn't happen every year, but we've had a lot of winter this year!

There she is, stuffing her face again! Typical sidekick behavior.

I tried to climb the ice wall, but it didn't work too well. It was time to head home. By the time we got back, it was almost dark, and we were exhausted!

As you can see.

This was a post purely for enjoyment. I love my sister and was just kidding when I made fun of her. This was really fun to do; it was like an action movie! Hope you liked it!

(And just in case you are wondering, I did not really beat Christy with an icicle. LOL)